kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

(Source: zootedboy)

calligraphicwaves:

If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.

vriskee:

i only have two emotions

  • yeah man
  • nah son

(Source: kzuichi)

bombing:

the reason this generation is failing is because we’re not motivated enough to make money. all the people on the dollar bills are dead. they’re not relevant and teens just can’t connect. we need money with memes and beyoncé on it

wanksclub:

me as hell

(Source: vine.co)

Aly and Aj - Like Whoa

Aly & AJ - Like Whoa

(Source: throwbacksongs)

nue:

life hack: can’t do homework if you don’t have a home. burn it down you piece of shit

(Source: nuemoved)

  • What girls say:

    I'm fine

  • What girls mean:

    I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst